Originally by: mama guru

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Originally by: Kalle Demos

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Sh*t

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Kalle,
It seems I have underestimated your ability to fail. For that, I apologize. Not to you, but to the
people who would enjoyed seeing me tearing your little world apart just that much more. It's a
shame, really, that you ignored all of my warnings. Perhaps, if you had just a few brain cells left
that weren't circling the bowl, you would have realized how pointless and counterproductive this
whole thing was and quit a long time ago. This little venture of yours has failed on every level. On
a personal level, for example, have you noticed that the very people you profess to hate have
infested your life? They are utterly devoid of reason, their minds deluded with lies and ignorance.
Their perceptions are hard-coded in a language they will never understand. Yet, these empty
shells have flocked here, and what's even more amusing about it is, they emulate you. They've
taken the worst things about you, namely your personality and humor, and twisted it into
something far more repugnant than even you are capable of being. One bad post becomes one
thousand hideous post, and it spreads like a virus. This is your audience, Kalle, and they
love you. That isn't very important, though. I am sure you don't care, as long as they're lined up at
the trough. What is important, however, is this.

I would guess that you take as much enjoyment as anyone might at seeing these ridiculous
Alliances fail like the insane fantasies they were. The pseudo reality of Internet spaceships
has finally been perceived for what it is, and the only people left are those who were lucky, smart
or both. Now, being exposed to so much talk of this, for what, like over a year now, have
you ever stopped to consider how you ever came to the conclusion that a parasite like yourself
could possibly hope to survive in this environment? The corporate tit is gone, and you are
completely incapable of surviving on your own. You think these failed Alliances had stupid
business models? How about yours? I knew that BOB was going to collapse years
ago, because it's based on the assumption that AOE Doomsdays are effective and there to stay. Think about it.. You are
entirely dependant on IT Alliance.. yet, the people you try to attract are people who aren't going
to quote you, let alone recruit you to even RKK. I am sure most of the
replies you have gotten have been sympathy posts, even the goon ones. Did you actually think that it was going to last
forever? Everybody knows it doesn't ****ing work, and most trolls have to beg their readers to
quote them, just to keep the ****storm of a thread alive. You're an idiot, Kalle, and I sincerely mean that. The contemptuously
stupid decisions you made regarding the various corporations you joined don't matter at all because
the entire idea was flawed from the start. Enjoy your last moments as a free man. You'll soon be
shovelling **** for the rest of your life at some nameless corporation in highsec, a vacant look forever etched
upon your face.

Years from now, when you're no better off than when you started, when it finally hits you that it's
all been nothing but a wasted lie, think of Test. Think of me, Kalle, and when you do, realize that
The Goons and Test were the only beacons of logic and truth in this sad menagerie that is your life. You seem predestined for failure,
however, so I doubt there is anything anyone can do for you. Just remember, when the joy is gone,
when you're clawing at the boundaries of your little world, you always had a choice.

Love - Test Test Alliance Please Ignore

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